was sick in my dads new car lMAo

eurovision party tonight

i’m denmark

i have some of these bigger rings left so if u want your cat in a ring message me on etsy or sutin

fuck vintage shops

i ran out of rings really quickly and i wasnt expecting to and now i have to wait a month before more arrive

i’m in the process of making the worst mermaid costume of all time

and staring at a person who i thought i hated but it turns out i just want to kiss

i’m helga pataki 

hey arnold

i dont think i would have a baby because babies turn into people

etsy

dont google rat king

when i get drunk i panic because of how rubbish i am and then i think oh no i’m going to cry everyones going to see me cry and then i think about when i was watching tracey beaker and it was dinner time at the dumping ground and this boy had a tank of stick insects and they were like hey hows ur stick insects and he said o i let them out and they were like o my god and there was bugs all in their spagetti but none of them were stick insects they were like big fat bugs i’m not an idiot we arent idiots we know what stick insects look like sticks) and dont they eat like privet an leaves and stuff lOl as if they would go straight for the spagetti 

i saw a dead dog in the canal today. i’m not going to cry i’m

…just found this in my drafts

feelings are so embarrassing send me to the moon there are no feelings in space

if any1 wants a cat ring they are £4 inc postage just tell me which one you want and ur paypal

i’ve got glue all over my hans